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Breakfast Sandwiches

Our Eggs Are Locally Sourced from Eben-Haezer Poultry Ranch

  • Crackhead $8.00

    Bacon, over medium egg cheddar cheese, crack sauce, potato bun

  • Softy $8.00

    Bacon, soft scrambled egg, cheddar cheese, chives, crack sauce, potato bun

  • Wilbur $8.00

    Fennel sausage, bacon, soft scrambled egg, cheddar cheese, crack sauce, potato bun

  • Spice Girl $8.00

    Bacon, fresh jalapeno, over medium egg, cheddar cheese, sriracha mayo, potato bun

Other Breakfast Stuff

  • Avocado Toast $8.50

    Smashed seasoned avocado, over medium egg, bacon, tomato, chives, on sourdough toast

  • Breakfast Tots $12.00

    Tater tots, bacon, fennel sausage, fresh jalapeno, cheddar cheese, over medium egg, chives, crack sauce

  • Breakfast Burrito $9

    comes with bacon, egg, cheddar cheese. add on's additional $.50 each

    ortega chile, tater tots, french fries, avocado, sausage, crack sauce, jalapeno $0

Our Kitchen closes at 4pm Tuesdays & Saturdays

Other Sandwiches

  • Fried Bologna $9.50

    All beef bologna, swiss cheese, monterey jack cheese, mustard, mayo, bread & butter pickles, white bread, cut in 1/4’s, side of french fries

  • Grilled Chick $12.50

    Grilled chicken breast, avocado, monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, crack sauce, potato bun, side of french fries

  • Crack Burger $14.00

    Angus beef, fried egg, bacon, cheddar cheese, bread & butter pickles, red onion, lettuce, tomato, crack sauce, potato bun, side of french fries

  • OG Sliders $13.00

    3 all beef sliders. Hawaiian bun. Bacon . choice of Cheddar cheese, Swiss or Monterey Jack. Served with a side of cracksauce , bbq and sriracha mayo.

  • Our Only Salad $13.00

    Grilled chicken breast, mixed greens, cherry tomatoes, feta cheese, cucumber, avocado, lemon vinaigrette

Other Good Stuff

  • Fries $5.00

  • Wings $13.00

    Buffalo style served with ranch

  • Loaded Fries $11.50

    Bacon, fresh jalapeno, cheddar cheese, over medium egg, crack sauce

  • Dippin' $9

    *Keto* Bacon Chips & house made Guac

Crackhead Crafty’s

$13 (Tax Included) $10.50 for Happy Hour M-F 4pm-6:30pm.

  • Honey Chamoy Marg

    honey , lime , chamoy , blanco tequila . on the rocks with chamoy & Tajin rim. mexican candy garnish

  • Apricot Slippin’

    Vodka, apricot batch, fresh lime juice, angostura bitters, served in a martini glass w/an orange twist

  • Cosmosis Jones

    Vodka, house pomegranate syrup, house-made orange curacao & lemon served in a martini glass w/a lemon wheel

  • El Jefe James

    Bourbon, amaro nonino, fresh lime juice, simple syrup, served in a rocks glass w/mint & cucumber

  • Crackin’ Old Fashioned

    Bourbon, licor 43, cafe lolita, angostura bitters served in a rocks glass with an orange twist

  • Go Go Dancer

    Tequila, house mango batch, house honey syrup, fresh lime juice , salt, served in a rocks glass with tajin rim and lime

  • Cracksickle

    Vodka, cointreau, fresh oj, whipped cream (mixed & shaken), served over ice with more oj, whipped cream, and an orange wheel..................**so damn good**

  • Pom Casamigo

    Casamigos Reposado tequila, cointreau, house-made pomegranate syrup, fresh lime juice, sugar rim

  • Tito's Mule

    Tito's, ginger beer, angostura bitters, fresh lime juice & mint sprig

  • Cucumber Jalapeño Rita

    tequila, house made curaçao, muddle cucumber and jalapeño, Tajin, Lime

  • Draft Beer

    $2 off on Happy Hour

    $7.50 - $8.50

  • Juneshine

    $10

  • Bottled Beer

    $6

  • Topo Chico Hard Seltzer

    $7

Taco Tuesday 4pm-10pm

Every Tuesday ! Draft Modelo $6 El Jimador Blanco Shots $5

Reds

  • Conundrum

    Red Blend, California

    Glass $9

    Bottle $30

  • Dressage

    Pinot Noir, Russian River

    Glass $10

    Bottle $29

  • Trapiche

    Malbec, California

    Glass $8

    Bottle $29

  • Daou

    Cabernet Sauvignon, California

    Glass $12

    Bottle $38

Rose

  • Listel

    France

    Glass $9

    Bottle $30

  • Chandon Sparkling

    Napa

    Glass $9

Whites

  • Josh

    Chard, Californina

    Glass $9

    Bottle $30

  • Ruffino

    Pinot Grigio, Italy

    Glass $10

    Bottle $29

  • Kim Crawford

    Sauv Blanc, NZ

    Glass $10

    Bottle $32

Sparkling Wine

  • B & G

    Brut Reserve, Spain

    Glass $6

    Bottle $17

  • Val Doca

    Prosecco, Italy

    Glass $9

All drinks served double or add espresso $0.75

Flavor syrup $0.50
Vanilla, Caramel, Sugar Free vanilla, Hazelnut, Honey, Lavender

Oat milk, almond milk  & coconut milk available $0.50

  • Drip Coffee

    $2.75

  • Espresso

    $2.75

  • Americano

    $2.75

  • Macchiato

    $3.50

  • Cappuccino

    $3.50

  • Latte

    $4.50

  • Cafe Au Lait

    $3.50

  • Mocha

    $4.50

  • Hot Choc

    $3.50

  • Chai

    $3.75

  • Honey Lavender Latte

    $4.50

  • Matcha Latte

    $5

  • Brown Sugar Cinnamon Latte

    $5

On Tap

  • Nitro Cold Brew

    $5

  • POG Kombucha

    passionfruit , orange , guava kombucha. N/A

    $8

Drinks

  • Redbull Energy Drink

    Regular or Sugar Free

    $4

  • OJ or Pineapple Juice

    $3

  • Soda

    Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Lemonade , Cranberry Juice, Ginger Ale, Ginger Beer

    $2.50

  • Topo Chico Mineral Water

    $6

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